Festive, Feisty & Full Of Sass
Limited Edition Christmas Gifts
Who the Crumbs is Veronica Savage?
Think of her as your brutally honest mate who shows up armed with brownies. She swears, she laughs, she doesn’t do polite. She’s the unapologetic voice of Crude Crumbs — and she’s here to make your gifting a little louder, a lot funnier, and a whole lot sweeter.
“Proof in the Pudding (Brownie, actually)”
Real crumbs, real people, zero bullshit.
These chocolate brownies are absolutely divine - rich, fudgy and perfectly balanced between gooey and chewy. Each bite delivers an intense chocolate flavour that's deeply satisfying! These brownies are a true indulgence and easily some of the best I've ever had. Highly Recommend for any chocolate lover!
Thanks so much Crude Crumbs! I bought brownies for my niece who was going away to University. She absolutely loved them! They were so chocolatey and moist - you could tell they were made real chocolate not cocoa! Such a bargain considering what good quality they are. I've had them from other places and they weren't a patch on crude crumbs ones! It eas really fun to send them through the post too - they were such a surprise! A fab alternative to flowers. I'll be putting my orders in for Christmas for sure! 10/10
I didn't think I'd care this much about brownies! I bought them for myself at first because everything looked so amazing, so I was intrigued. They arrived so quickly, the packaging was stunning and the brownies are the best I've had by a landslide. So I went back and ordered boxes for all my girlfriends, each with a cheeky insult. The group chat absolutely blew up and now we're all obsessed. If you want want to cheer someone up. make someone laugh, or just indulge yourself, you're not going to get better than Crude Crumbs!
These Brownies are a bite of heaven - rich, fudgy and delicious. They definitely leave you craving just one more!
To the lady who gave me my first multiple mouth orgasm! Those Biscoff things you make are off the scale divine. They had my eyes rolling to the back of my head in complete euphoria!